legs-are-just-for-show:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

when the game is like “u don’t have enough lock picks for this” and ur like i have a rocket launcher

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for-all-mankind:

"MACH 4 TO PACIFIC: Two members of the Navy’s Explosive Ordinance Disposal team perch on the test vehicle used in the first flight of NASA’s Low-density Supersonic Decelerator project. The test vehicle was fished out of the waters of the U.S. Navy’s Pacific Missile Range within hours of splashdown. During the June 28, 2014, engineering flight, the saucer-shaped test vehicle climbed to over 180,000 feet (about 55,000 meters) in altitude and went as fast as four times the speed of sound.” Photo Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech
Ya know, just chilling on the edge of a floating piece of space hardware like its a raft, no big deal….

for-all-mankind:

"MACH 4 TO PACIFIC: Two members of the Navy’s Explosive Ordinance Disposal team perch on the test vehicle used in the first flight of NASA’s Low-density Supersonic Decelerator project. The test vehicle was fished out of the waters of the U.S. Navy’s Pacific Missile Range within hours of splashdown. During the June 28, 2014, engineering flight, the saucer-shaped test vehicle climbed to over 180,000 feet (about 55,000 meters) in altitude and went as fast as four times the speed of sound.” Photo Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech

Ya know, just chilling on the edge of a floating piece of space hardware like its a raft, no big deal….
uberchain:

mrcomrade:

Yeah, i am not already dead, so…  

"My teammate seems really suspicious, the one behind the crates. Can I roll for Initiative to confirm if it’s a Spy?"
"Ah ah, you have to roll a Spot Check first."
"But I’m a Sniper, I have range!"
"Roll for Spot Check."
"…3, +2 on - "
"Nope, all you see are some nice ass crates. You’re absolutely not suspicious of them at all."
"God damn it."

uberchain:

mrcomrade:

Yeah, i am not already dead, so…  

"My teammate seems really suspicious, the one behind the crates. Can I roll for Initiative to confirm if it’s a Spy?"

"Ah ah, you have to roll a Spot Check first."

"But I’m a Sniper, I have range!"

"Roll for Spot Check."

"…3, +2 on - "

"Nope, all you see are some nice ass crates. You’re absolutely not suspicious of them at all."

"God damn it."

tf2-daesdemona:

luxwing:

Fandom medic: I’m so dark and brooding and dignified all I want to do is play muh violin at night and think about what a dark past I have I’m angsty and turn straight men gay
Actual medic: hey bruh look at this fucking bread loaf that grew teeth I put it in a jar watch me shake it lol

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uberchain:

tf2-weapons-101:

I’M GOING TO FUCKING CRY THEY NERFED THE AXTINGUISHER

JESUS GODDAMN CHRIST, I…

I NEED A FUCKING MINUTE TO CRY.

I NEED A FUCKING MONTH TO CRY

FUCKING SHIT

BARD™

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tf2mayhem:

mewmedic:

Miss Pauling on her way to fuck your shit up.

Just something to consider.

We have nine RED mercs.

It is not exactly stated where they came from, but it’s implied they returned from the BLU base.

Where they stole the int from probably nine BLU mercs.

But they left seven witnesses, so they managed to kill - two.

Who cleans up after them alone - Miss Pauling, a woman. Granted, she probably doesn’t have to battle the seven survivors all on her own, but she does a thorough job without flinching.

The mercs continue to mess things up while she obviously has her eyes on them on her day off. So even on her only free day she’s half at work and is ready to defend the int while the mercs (those who weren’t in the Scout/Pauling-scheme) - goof around despite the alert in their base.

This woman does a more professional job than all of them and the only person she really fears is - another woman. Not walking into the enemy base, not a bread monster, nope, her boss and figure of authority.

Two women rule the roost, they add to the overall humor and they manage to do that fully clothed and without having their boobs jiggling and wiggling all over the place.

Yes, it’s really, really difficult if not impossible to include women in a game’s universe without unnaturally oversexualizing them.